‘Tis the season’ to shun the outdoors.

‘Tis the season to stay glued to your close social circle due to two years of trauma.

‘Tis the year to potentially cry a bunch.

We already know your plans; and there’s only one thing missing from ‘em; Both you and Max Bemis are stuck at home. And you want to see him play; you want to interact with the old man. The way you did in 2004 when you were acne-faced and earnest. The way you did a year or so ago, pock-scarred and savoring a much-cherished date night with your significant other while the kids terrorize your babysitter.

For those of you (the brave, the hopefully plentiful) we have a solution. Instead of offering a resurgence of the Max Bemis Song Shop this winter, we’re testing the waters with a whole new experience, the Max Bemis Song Stream.

Like in the case of Song Shop, you’re gonna get a personal song written (duh hickey), performed and recorded for you by Max based on a description of whatever or whoever you want. During a Song Stream, however, you’ll be watching Max actually record the song live, and then play a curated half hour set made up of songs of your choosing!

It’ll be a totally individualized show tailored to you and whoever you want to invite over to make merry and wait out the latest exciting iteration of the plague. Max is also happy to discuss the meanings of those specifically selected songs and answer any pertaining questions … VH1 style, dawggiez.

Reserve your spot and our team will make sure you have all the info needed, the ability to submit your song description, and a point of contact should there be any last minute changes. Purchasing a Song Stream is easy (through this website) and after the show you’ll receive a hi-fi recording of the song. You can feel free to screen cap and share that beyotch as well! Works great as a holiday gift or an alternate method of emotional intervention.

So, to sum it up in a less “obviously written by Max way”, a Song Stream Is:

⁃ Forty Minutes Long

⁃ One personalized song written for you

⁃ You and yours seeing that song being recorded and sung for you in real time

⁃ A mini-acoustic set of 4-5 songs chosen by you from a list of, let’s be honest, the obvious ones you’d want (and a few deep cuts).

⁃ Interacting with the open sore of a man that is Max Bemis and personally probing him about the aforementioned songs.

⁃ Jewish.

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Song List:

Alive with the Glory of Love

Woe

A Walk Through Hell

Colorblind

Daze

Shiksa

Eloise

Six Six Six

Crush’d

Skinny Mean Man

Do Better

Chlorine Bath

Slumming It With Jonny

Tremors (Two Tongues)